May 2013
gunsandhugs:
gunsandhugs:
gunsandhugs:
Remember when Jensen said his favorite word was insatiable
and remember when he said he wears silk boxers
or how bout when someone asked what his best attribute was and he just looked down at his lap and then smiRKED
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Watchunironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
gnarly-gnat:
imagine every time you had an orgasm you laughed like the pillsbury doughboy
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
caraxlorraineee:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
d4r1a:
lucifersblog:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
fullmetalfisting:
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
hoenheiny:
julietrosedoctor:
man-in-the-moonmoon:
zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)
friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are...
onedirectionbtr4life:
camuizuuki:
mishafer:
farrahda5hy:
mishafer:
Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy.
#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher
*Sunday school teacher....
